I see you're masturbating, and I'm here to fuck. So come on

Sleeping and seeing her being fucked - so I fucked her, and why is she wet?

My mouth is full of dick, but I'm decent - a guy calls, I pick up the phone

He's peeping! Well, should I let him jerk me off or should I just let him?

There's no money, there's a mouth and a pussy, you can fuck me if you want, but don't drive me out of the crib

Wow, my neighbor sucked my wi-fi password! I'll have to change it 😏

The huge dick won't just fit in her mouth — it will reach up to her tonsils

You think you show me your pussy and I'm ready to give it to you in my mouth? Basically, yeah

What's there to think about — here are Airpods for you, if you agree to get laid

Sucking courses are good, but you need practice. Suck it, honey

So, you got an orgasm on your dick, you're not going to blow your brains out now?

If you don't want to lick your balls, get your dick right down your throat and don't whine

How else can I bend to get him to understand that I want on my dick?

I'll jerk my dick off and suck it gently — I hope there's plenty of sperm

Did you say you missed me? So prove it by opening your mouth and sucking your dick

She lets me fuck her in the pussy and in the throat, but she demands cum on her face

If I'm going to do makeup, it's going to be like this, honey, put your face up

I like to have my dick in me and cum on my face — can you handle it?

What does your team's Tidehunter do while you're playing Dota 2

Thanks for the blowjob, but I'm going to put my dick in your pussy all the way

No, honey, you're not going to work dressed like that — only to fuck off

If a guy wants a threesome and doesn't have a girlfriend, I'll let him fuck HER

My husband promised me he would enjoy anal — I put up with it so as not to upset him

Neighbor, what's all the fuss about? My pipes don't leak, check for yourself